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OK, well I get the dog sign and the alarm system sign, but the soliciting?Who’s going to solicit way out here?

That would be some serious exercise for that poor door-to-door salesman..So I got out my tape and my chalkboard spray paint and I changed them!.And the signs even worked!

When the UPS guy came last week, he came and knocked on the inside door to the kitchen instead of banging away out here where I can’t hear him..I did get a few paint spots on the door, but those seemed to wipe off pretty easily.

And clearly this door’s days are numbered.. Might as well have some fun with it before we go ripping it out!Once upon a time I had a fern and I didn’t kill it.

It’s pretty flabbergastingly great really because, you see, I love ferns.Then a lot sunburnt.

Then it looked a little weepy.I was watering it regularly, but not too regularly.

Bringing it inside during sunny times of day, everything.Then it was done.. Time to throw it in the trash.. As a last ditch experiment, I decided to cut it back a little.